(Txt mssg 2 friend) Morning…u would’ve loved this dunce on the train- new guy who said
Dunce: “I’ve never taken the train b4”
Full suit, no umbrella- soaked- didn’t even know how 2 sit down because he didn’t want 2 wake the ppl who try 2 cover the chair next 2 them with their stuff.
Dunce: “How much does a monthly tkt cost?”
Btw his suit was so wrinkled when he got up it looked like corduroys…job interview?
Rejected.