The C.O.R.E.

Rules of Ride: NEVER make eye contact with the person or persons whom you do NOT want to sit next to you. In doing so you send out a pheromone that will cause your gravitational field to amplify exponentially until that undesirable is at your chair side asking to “squeeze in”. WARNING: DOES NOT WORK WITH ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE only sweaty yap jaws whose breathing will drive you crazy.