The C.O.R.E.

Train conductors should be seen and not heard unless absolutely necessary. Saying good morning on the pain train is not necessary. Singing “doo doo do doooo, doo doo do doo,” all jolly and bubbly should be met with an immediate performance review and consideration of a remand to basic training and possible suspension with pay and the requirement that they ride the train as passengers for a week just to get another perspective.