There is nothing more appealing to my ears than the chime and subsequent announcement that the Corporation (BUMS) is once again apologizing for 10-15 delays for some crap reason that we pay too much money to be allowed. Actually no I lied, the buzz saw, cloth tearing, pressure dropping snore of the gentleman to my rear right is more appealing bcuz he’s at least utilizing this delay time to the best of his abilities.
Delays so bad they turned off the destination station indicator. 15 – 20 min delays were 15 – 20 mins ago.
BUMS. B-U-M-S. BUMS
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