Cannot make this stuff up:
Reads:
“Hello everyone,
Last Friday I brought in a package of Oreos to share with my students. I accidentally left it in my desk over the weekend, and obviously didn’t realize I’d be out of school yesterday. Today, it is missing.
Obviously, I am NOT surprised, and, of course, it’s just some damn cookies – no big loss. However, it’s the principal of the thing. If you noticed students with an entire, full-size package of Oreo cookies yesterday, please report them. Also, if you are teaching a class and notice in and around a teacher’s work area, please ask them kindly to move away and stay clear of that area. I keep my valuable in a locker, but it is impractical that I keep everything in there ( my lunch, food, work papers).. especially when I have to share a locker with another teacher. It would be great if we were all on the same page in keeping kids away from teacher’s desks and chairs.
The Book of Neth 