Walking down the hallway. One of the more pain in the butt students.
Student: “Baldy, yo baldy.”
Me: “…….”
Student: “Yo Mr. Gee, you should take all of that (gesturing to my beard) and put that on your head.”
Me: “You know what? You’re probably just afraid that when you lose your hair you won’t have a head as round and smooth as mine. You’ll be stuck getting tape ups mad far up on the top of your head like them old men on the subway. ”
Student: “oooooh lol.”
Got em. Some days you’re the nail some days you’re the hammer. Put it down.