Student comes in, somehow wearing a hoodie even though it’s already in the high 70s at 8am. This is a paraphrased version of our conversation.
Student: “Mr. , you don’t have any A.C. in your office? It’s hot in here. ”
Me: “How are you wearing a sweater? You’re sweating.
Student: “Yeah my face is shiny? Yo do I have blackheads?”
Me: “No, you have pimples. You know skin type is -”
Student: “- Oily right? Yeah you know if you don’t have oily skin you are technically nothing in this world.”
Me: “……..and you just made this up?”
Student: “Nah actually researchers from Harvard ……”